snatch catch

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.

This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.

by webBoi November 13, 2011

pitch catch

Sex, as the pitcher gives, and the catcher receives

A guy gives dick, and girl receives dick pitch catch

by Xerxes27 April 20, 2017

Catch a friendly

To catch a friendly is to engage in a friendly physical dispute with someone. You might want to blow off some steam or expend some pent up frustration with a friend who has been bothering you, so you catch a friendly.

dude 1: "Bro you've been acting like a lil' punk lately. Somebody needs to put you in your place."

dude 2: "What, son?! You trnna' catch a friendly?!"

dude 1: "Damn right son, prepare yourself!"

by KavinKuz September 23, 2018

catch-a-nut

To catch-a-nut simply means to hook up with a girl or to have sexual intercourse with a bitch. Girls cannot catch nuts, only guys.

John: Im tryn to catch-a-nut tonight.

by tigers blood April 26, 2011

Catch that fade

To be killed

That (explitive) is about to catch that fade.

by Sickmuppet April 17, 2016

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014

Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)

Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

by Cobainified December 13, 2014