a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back
ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California
by Hessisthename March 23, 2011
Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)
"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal
by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 13, 2006
While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.
"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."
by Captain Fluff March 30, 2009
A bunch of wannabe gang bangers and shit hip-hop artists. That have no talent and rap about drugs and are failures in life.
by ur fucken mom April 05, 2021
Located in the Inland Empire of Southern California. Usually known for being very dry, boring and taking away any collective train of thought or meaning you had in your life. A place where the human soul goes to die. Most of the inhabitants there are a bunch of selfish, brain dead, egomaniacs. You are more likely to be ran over by someone with tunnel vision than getting shot. Overall pretty quiet place. Though if you are from a city that had actual human beings living inside it then this place will throw you off a bit.
Woman - so where do you stay?
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
by Cat Nipples September 04, 2018
by Mature mario November 17, 2016
When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream
Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!
by steven dutch man June 01, 2011