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burger smash

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.
Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!
by Wegs101 September 24, 2020
mugGet the burger smashmug.

Germ-Burger

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023
mugGet the Germ-Burgermug.

bounce the burger

a saying that means to have a close call, or barely get away with something or without messing something up.
bounce the burger

"Did you see that cop? I really bounced the burger there!"
by Calliope!who October 2, 2007
mugGet the bounce the burgermug.

Burger Hug

When you see someone at a barbecue and without realizing hugging that person whilst still holding your burger.
I was so happy to see Jane I didn't realize I gave her a burger hug!
by rkeitsock August 21, 2014
mugGet the Burger Hugmug.

monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.
Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger
by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015
mugGet the monkey burgermug.

burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
mugGet the burger nappingmug.

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