Buffed

to be watching a video and have it begin buffering half way through, especially if the video is being show for a large public presentation

"You got buffed!" or "That presenter got buffed half way through his video about africa, so the assembly took twice as long."

by MOON-E July 7, 2009

Ball Buffer

A Really Funny Word To Say!

"Ya Ball-Buffin' Faggot Cock Sucker!"

Look Up^

by Josh June 8, 2004

Rookie The Buffet Slayer

Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case

Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer

by Nicksta January 20, 2005

buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!

you are hung like buffer

by jeffrey1234567 September 21, 2005

Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.

Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!

by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013

Buffeting

Someone who is really buff and looks good enough to eat

Usman: "Hey Haaris, that girl over there is such a buffeting"

by GangstaU June 1, 2016

Bufflehead

The worst kind of oral sex. Could be due to any number of reasons, but it ends up being so bad that you just wish it never started. Like rubbing your junk in sand.

That hot chick I took home last night? Yeah... She had no idea wtf she was doing. Gave some of the worst bufflehead I've ever had.

by Buffleheader October 4, 2017