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Eastern Butthole

Your mom's anus
Guy: Man my gooch hasn't been licked today, can't wait to get home to get my gooch licked by an Eastern Butthole
by FuckBoy69Me April 26, 2014
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Butthole girl

Someone who gets heated over a post and when cornered, will threaten to DM an unsolicited picture of his/her butthole.
R-"Betch who tf posts something like that, wanna see my butthole??? I'll dm u it"

J-"and she will forever live on in our minds as butthole girl"

A-"remember that girl who dm'd everyone?"
B-" who? Oh! Yeah, you mean butthole girl!"
by Jadanightt January 7, 2021
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Butthole Brigade

The enforcers of the church known as the Butthole Bandits.

The Butthole Brigade door knock on residential Australian neighbourhoods in order to preach and entice new recruits.

Once new recruits have joined the church, they also cinch the new recruits as part of the initiation process.

Members of the butthole brigade do not get cinched as they are the chosen few who must endure the pains of life in order to enlighten the living.
The Butthole Brigade came to my door last night and I’ve got a cinching appointment next week.
by Pyjama pants January 2, 2020
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Butthole Rustler

I came across this term a few weeks ago. I know its stupid. I know its not worth it. But this gave me new hope in humanity. A new faith in the quality of the human race. So, give it up for butthole rustler. Save The USA. Believe in the power of buttholes. When you see that perv walking down the street, remember me. remember hope. Call him a butthole rustler. Spread the love. Because if you're reading this, you are our future, our only hope, godspeed.
God Save America
God save buttholes.
Dirty Minded Phil sticks his finger up his arse.
Random dude: BUTTHOLE RUSTLER!
by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019
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Butthole acid

When your pooping and you get that sudden burn on the ring of your asshole
Taylor: bro I just took a shit and I got some major butthole acid goin on right now.
Campbell: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHA BUTTHOLE ACID!!!
by Babygirl🍑 January 29, 2019
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Fireman Buttholes

the act of spitting water in ones butt while the recipient is spreading their butt cheeks.
is jake and scoob playing fireman buttholes again?
by leakjunk1738 October 6, 2017
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butthole crumbs

The debris from storing snacks in your butthole
Nate Wilson has some heavily butthole crumbs after hiding thanksgiving leftovers from Grandpa Joeseph
by Buttholecrumb257 February 2, 2018
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