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Lavender Blonde

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
by CassieWin February 12, 2023
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Blonde

n. A variety of hashish, referring to its golden color.
"Wanna buy some blonde?"
by callinghome November 1, 2004
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Strawberry Blond

A person who has ginger hair uses the term "strawberry blond" to describe their hair because they're in-denial.
Ginger Boy: "My hair's strawberry blond not ginger"
Normal Boy: "Fuck off you ginger cunt"
by VoyedIfRemoved January 24, 2010
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blonde brownies

black girls (or guys) with fake blonde hair.
usually looks very cheap and ugly.

also a delicious dessert.
"See those chicks over there?" "You mean the blonde brownies?" "Yea man" "They're ugly"
by ehjustaonetimer February 2, 2010
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Italian Girls-Blonde

The elite of the italian girls. Super sexy and rock in bed. From Northern Italy, upper class, and very rich $$$. Must have blue eyes, that how you know they are Northern. Incredible cook too, only the best for these itallian girls! Feel lucky if you know one of these girls, usually mean because they are spoiled, and sometimes snobby, but she is worth it cause if you get her in bed she will ride you like no one ever has!!
I love the italian girls-blonde cause they rock in bed.
by Adamh312 January 1, 2011
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blondes

A very sexy hot chick thats basiclly the portrait of the American Beauty!
Damn, shes got those baby blue eyes, nice thighs, and big smile. HOT shit holla at me baby!
by Kala April 30, 2004
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blonderexia

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.
My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.
by bobco August 3, 2008
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