MMOs Before Hoes

Something that eternal virgins say increasingly on World of Warcraft. Seriously, some people act like WoW is crack.

Fat Geek: Hey man I need $15 Dollars to keep playing WoW this month?

Me: Isn't it free?

Fat Geek: No. Just please give me cash?

Me: No, I'm taking my date to the movies.

Fat Geek: C'mon man, MMOs Before Hoes?

by NotMe11443611242639 February 3, 2013

boor-bore

A boorish person who creates boredom all around himself or herself. boor bore

Most politicians are boor-bores.

by Joyce Boles June 11, 2006

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

bros before hoes

Oh yea, let me add something else here, remember ' bros before hos'. Lets see how many of those jack asses from high school who say ' bros before hoes' are still around when the shit hits the fan. Maybe 1 or 2? if that, if youre lucky, but the majority will desert you, the same ones saying dont go with that ho/slut whatever they call her. The bros are JEALOUS of the relationship, they arent out for your best interest. They say they are but when the shit hits the fan you see whos the one stickin around, its the one they called the 'ho'. The one who was slandered by the double standard and your bros envied the relationship, finally these assholes got over the fact you were with her, but they tried everything in their power to DESTROY the relationship, finally they get their own women , 'if theyre lucky' but you wait and see whos the one who sticks around, Its the woman. Not the bros.

The womans heart you have forever, the bros come and go. Maybe one or 2 will stick around, still they are jealous too. 'bros before hoes'

by stellarkid September 12, 2006

bros before hoes

This term is used by nerds and losers when they see their friend got a hot girlfriend and now they feel threatened and jealous because the girl is takin their bud away. They dont get to spend as much time with him anymore. They start saying hes whipped as an excuse to try to get him to stay away from her. They figure hopefully if they taunt him enough he will just forget about the relationship and keep hanging with them 24/7. Ive also seen this used when 1 or 2 dudes have previously dated a girl then she starts going out with their friend, hes really feelin her and she is feelin him but the dudes dont want to see them together.

'Bros before Hoes' , sorry shes meant for me , cant keep us apart man, thats my soulmate, i dont care if you dated her and now call her bitch, her and i are soulmates. sorry you werent but dont hate on her , dont hate on me cause im with her and you werent man enough. Yea face it , she wants me and she really loves me. She didnt love you EVER- she just didnt give a shit about you but she loves me. Im not gonna let that get in the way of the REAL THING

by stellarkid September 12, 2006

Banking before bitches

The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.

Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed

by This is my swamp. May 5, 2014

beforehand

To masturbate prior to going on a date either (a) as a way to relieve the tension; or (b) an attempt to prevent a later premature ejaculation.

Guy A: Dude, Kelly is su-mokin', you ready for your date?

Guy B: I just had a little beforehand, I'm good to go!

by CtotheJ February 11, 2009