blumpkin steam

A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.

I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.

by J.B August 9, 2006

Blumpkin Pary

3 or more blumpkins all occuring at once in ajoining bathroom stalls.

Blumpking party in the school bathroom after school.

by DDP May 13, 2005

blumpkin pie

Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth

Last night I hade a blumpkin pie

by schlong18 November 29, 2013

Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.

Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice

by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008

Nigger Blumpkin

a blumpkin usually used by samuel l jackson where he sits on a plane wanting A MOTHER FUCKEN NIGGER BLUMPIN!!!

Wendy- shiquan may i give you a Nigger Blumpkin
Shiquan- what did you say
Wendy- you better give me a fuckin blumpkin now

by Trey N. December 17, 2008

Super Blumpkins

The act of giving a blowjob while receiving an abortion.

"Omg did you hear what Becky did? She gave her doctor at the planned parenthood a super blumpkins! Talk about squashing the patriarchy!"

by Katiekilljoy December 21, 2017

Contra blumpkin

Act of recieving a rusty trombone.. Aka the anal carwash...while continuing to urinate.. (rusty trombone= a hole being licked)

"While standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my anal porthole. The feeling was exceedingly intense. It's like doing the contrapositive of a blumpkin. (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while shittig then not a blumpkin).". "dude she just gave you a Contra blumpkin...sick & twisted"

by Bocks of rox June 6, 2009