Bitch

What all humans are.

BoyA- I'm tired on my stupid bitch of girlfriend. I think I wont tell her and cheat on her instead. :D

GirlA- Oh hey that guy is cute..but I already have a boyfriend. ..Oh well! He wont know! =3 *flirts with other guy*

They are what you would call a bitch.

by A Cute Little Angel August 7, 2008

Bitch

A woman who seems to be pmsing constantly. as in being bitchy

Kaylie is being such a bitch today. i swear she is on her period.

by tinytim128 January 28, 2009

Bitch

A girl who signs off facebook in order to avoid a conversation.

I said hey to Leslie and then she signed off. What a bitch.

by BitchHater69 July 17, 2009

Bitch

An insult directed at a woman who will fuck anyone except you.

That Kim Kardashian's a real bitch.

by Pseudogahdam January 11, 2011

Bitch, bitch, nigga

A phrased used by friends to show comradery.

Nick: Bitch, bitch, nigga.

Brandon: Nigga, nigga, bitch.

by GFYMNIGGER October 2, 2023

Bitch

Any girl who is skinnier, prettier, or more popular than you.

"look at how pretty she is!"
"what a BITCH."

by tessixo May 26, 2013

Bitch

1. A female dog
2. A knobhead can use this term and try to get away scott free by saying the following statements:
Bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is a part of a tree. Tree's nature. And nature's beautiful.
3. A person who whines all the time.
4. A person owned by a pimp.

1."How's your bitch, Bill?"

"Oh, she's got 8 puppies"
2. "You're such a bitch, Britney!"

(Teacher) "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY THOMAS!?"

"I meant she's beautiful!"

(Teacher) "Kden"
3."PLEASE JACK!"

"Stop bitching Mark."
4."How's your bitch Bill?"

"She's brought in £500."

by TerribleDefinitions January 27, 2015