by MrAnonymousTheThird November 23, 2016
Get the benmug. by troyez February 13, 2010
Get the Benmug. 1:(n) (pr) (abr) short for the English name Benjamin.
2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.
Has nothing going for his life.
Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)
Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.
Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.
Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.
He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.
He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.
So, that said, beware.
2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.
Has nothing going for his life.
Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)
Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.
Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.
Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.
He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.
He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.
So, that said, beware.
by dont ask, dont tell August 2, 2011
Get the Benmug. Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
by shlongmeister April 5, 2019
Get the Benmug. 
by robloxtimebois June 26, 2018
Get the Benmug.