Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.

Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.

by Chrathan June 28, 2011

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Beat curve

A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .

Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .

by Dr Beat Curve April 16, 2017

Beating Goonies

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.

"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."

by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022

repeat beat

the act of masturbating shortly after masturbating.
beating off shortly after wacking off the first time in order to achieve sleep

Originated in the 303 by innovators such as KK, and Steele.

guy: yea last night i couldn't fall alseep so i had to resort to the old repeat beat to be able to finally get some shut eye.

by KK-303 May 23, 2006

to beat keish

to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish.

Sheryl started getting loud with me, So i had to beat keish immediately.

by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006