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Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes
I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023
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witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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Buttsup, witches

A fresh take on “what’s up, bitches?” Also awesome because it implies directing females to direct their derrières skyward.

Additionally awesome ‘cause you can roll this out every single Halloween for the rest of your days.
“Buttsup, witches? Are we going to drink tonight or what?”
by Suggahdiq October 19, 2023
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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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sex witch

A female that has such great pussy that the other participants accuse her of putting a spell on them to make him/her think she has the best pussy he/she has ever had;
I thought she had the best pussy in the world, but she was just a sex witch, that had cast a good pussy spell on me.
by bHat77 October 30, 2023
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Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
by kiradec November 2, 2023
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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