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soft crush

Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.
"Is Lucy dating Salem?"
"No, it's just a soft crush"
by TheRealDaquan December 21, 2016
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soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.
I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.
by Neckbone February 28, 2016
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Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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Soft Bread

These people are appear tough and "crusty" on the outside, but are actually soft on the inside. They are typically pushovers in debates and conflict.
Too bad our boss Jason is such soft bread. If we had a real leader, we'd be done this project already.
by Well_Servicing June 13, 2018
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Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.
That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!
by Aznajansken August 5, 2018
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Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
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Soft shit

"dont be on that soft shit"
by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018
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