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brock

smol but moderately thicc. enjoys making taquitos in toaster ovens. brocks can’t cook. definitely a simp who loves bigpenithrat. is actually gay for his homies. a bad biddie nonetheless.
guy 1: WHO TF IS GUY 1
guy 2: it’s you, brock.
by bigpenithrat April 20, 2020
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Brock

brocks are the sexiest most handsome, funny people in the world. no matter if there straight or gay they have all the hoes. there great at gardening and have so many friends. if your friends with a brock you in the presence of a god
guy/girl: wow brocks so fucking hot
by brock the best gardener November 18, 2020
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Brockhampton Leaks

dont join the discord its hell lmao
by SueDoeNym February 14, 2021
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Frat boy brock

Frat boy Brock aspired to in a fraternity after his father, he got mad pussy in high school but was skinny when he went to collage he put on his freshman 20 and looked like a fucking Calvin clien model. Because of this he now gets more puss. When he gets out of his collage trance he will become very successful unexpectedly he will become rich and because of this he will get even more puss, possibly even quadruple the amount of collage. Frat boy Brock is a fucking legend.
by Feminist Fuur April 16, 2019
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Barack Obama

a cute little weeaboo. Always scrounging around for some cool underage anime pictures. Normally crawls on all four and was the forty-fourth president of the Unites States. normally horny tho, so prepare to flee at any immediate time.

is just such a flirt, y'know? he kissed dick cheney and made his evaporate like the scum he is. also smacked trump in his willy and trump made a "awooga" type noise, y'know? anyhow, they're all dead. bye.
person: happy birthday barack obama!
barack obama: shut the fuck up, i'm playing persona 5!
by mike pence looking ass March 15, 2021
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brock

Derryism, means shite,
"That's pure brock there hi!"
"This fuckin' beer is brock, tastes like absolute pish"
"Hi Jimmy, yer fuckin brock at football"
by bluecard January 16, 2008
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Brock

Brock: verb \ˈbräk\; To Brock someone is to create a strong verbal agreement over a long period of time with an individual or group and then never follow through. A true Brock is when the "Brocker" does not answer their phone for days and has some wild story as to why they broke their promise.

A term with a hint of endearment often (but not always) attached to it, as it is usually reserved for unreliable friends, but friends nonetheless.
"Zach was supposed to pick us all up to go to the bar, but he brocked us!"

"Where's my weed?"
"Umm... I got brocked..."
"Say whaaaaat?"
"Yea. He took the money and swore he'd be right back!"
Sounds like you're brockin ME!"
by Picotori July 25, 2013
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