Bald

Not wanting to do Something or attend something.

John: u tryna go to the party at 8?

Mike: I’m bald.

Another example:

Mike: u wanna go swimming

John: I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023

bald fox

A hot chick with a bald pussy

Did u see that bald fox she is fine

by Bald fox October 17, 2017

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021

Bald Princess

Women who shaved their head for non-medical purpose and liberating themselves from heteronormative rules regarding women's appearance.

I have seen bald princess on YouTube. She became bald in order to equalize women on rock music scene.

by marija_w April 3, 2019

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 5, 2022

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a Clementine and is very funny she’s very very bald and she’s looks like a potato

Nanana bald Hillary

by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020