bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

bald people

people who have no hair on their heads and have very shiny heads, I have never seen a bald person in real life. They do not exist. There is only in movies like Walter White

I have no hair, i’m getting bald

(bald people don’t have hair)
Walter White is bald

by skadiiii May 7, 2022

Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.

"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

bald er er

people named steven and alex. another way to say ur gay but more

“shut up ur bald”
“shut up ur bald er er”

by qtfrick May 4, 2020

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.

Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…

by 25lilh October 17, 2022

Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022