buzz feed derangement syndrome

The act of making things up to create a enormous amount of attention only to have to admit you are lying within 24 hours. Also know as Fake News, CNN’s Little Brother or BFDS.

Did you hear about those high school kids that surrounded an Indian tribe and threatened them all with slurs and violence? Next day.... You must suffer from Buzz Feed Derangement Syndrome, did you not research before you told everyone that crap?

by Lostone January 21, 2019

Buzz Lightyearing

to Buzz light-year or Buzz Lightyearing someone, you will need four things. A flight of stairs, a fish tank, a laser pointer and a bitch. To start off you need to be fucking the bitch at the top of the stairs. but before you nut, take your dick out and smack her in the head. when she turns around to yell at you, nut in her eye. you then put the fish tank over her head and push her down the stairs. (Note: if she is not moving, you did it wrong.) Once shes falling down the stairs, you point the laser pointer in her eyes. This will cause more confusion.

Bob: Yo guys Unc just taught me what Buzz Lightyearing was. I will try it on my girlfriend
Unc: game is game

by Rizzladin December 4, 2024

put it on buzz

To zone out, become zombie-like, e.g. when watching TV or a movie. Turning off your brain.

I have enough of this homework b.s. I'm ready to grab a cold one and put it on buzz.

by Buzzmaster July 3, 2011

Zynbooze-za buzz

Zyn pouch, liquor and Za buzz

Bro that Zynbooze-za buzz hitting me on a whole different level

by Dapup May 22, 2024

Buzz Balled

The state of being intoxicated and/or inebriated off Buzz Balls. A very distinct form of being of being inebriated that is specific of Buzz Balls.

Specific distinctions include: getting overly lit in a short amount of time, crashing quickly after the Buzz Ball wears off, and feeling immense dopamine rush.

Yo bruh, I’m so buzz balled right now!

by Buzzballed March 12, 2024

Turbo-Buzzing

Turbo-Buzzing is taking Adipex pilks for ADHD to become relaxed, but then you add caffeine (Caffeine pills, Monster energy drinks, coffees, NOS energy drinks), alcohol (Booze, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Everclear, Ethanol), or both. You become buzzed and hyper when combining Adipex, Monster energy drinks, and Vodkas. Adipex alone, you're focused and relaxed because of ADHD. Adipex + Monster energy drink + Vodkas --> Tweaked and Hyper.

Tony: I combined Adipex (75mg), Monster energy drink (140mg Caffeine + B Vitamins), and 2 shots of Vodka (around 40ml ethanol) and I became hyper and really buzzed. Turbo-Buzzing

by HawaiianPunch1 October 12, 2024

Kyle the buzz

Drama
Emotionally irrational

Good friend “sometimes”
Dessert lover

Salesmen’s best friend
Cat man

That girl is acting like a kyle the buzz
I wish I would have paid twice as much like kyle the buzz

by Mrtman13 September 19, 2023