Scientist report that men working on oil platforms commonly suffer from a condition called TSB or Toxic Sperm Buildup.
This condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.
by Marty and Michelle June 10, 2005
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Build that walrus means succeeding at whatever task you are talking about at the time. When changed to "that's not building a walrus", it can mean someone did something bad.
Example one:
Boss: "Did you build that walrus?" (asking the employee if he finished the report he was suppose to be working on)
Employee: "Built!" (the employee is saying he finished the report)
Example Two:
News Headline: "Aliens announce attack on Earth"
World leaders: "That's not building a walrus"
Boss: "Did you build that walrus?" (asking the employee if he finished the report he was suppose to be working on)
Employee: "Built!" (the employee is saying he finished the report)
Example Two:
News Headline: "Aliens announce attack on Earth"
World leaders: "That's not building a walrus"
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The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.
Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.
Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.
Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.
Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.
(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
by Greeenie June 16, 2011
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by SirN1Xy October 30, 2020
Get the Crilly Build mug.It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
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