Bonkey

The guy who’s just… there. Exists ig

"Bonkey in chat? cool"

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

Bonkeys

My ADHD brain tripped over itself going 100mph resulting in this epic conjugation of the words "monkey" and "balls".

"Dude, this song sucks bonkeys!"

by Moo-ey December 28, 2025

justin bunkley

Loves weed, loves Pepsi, loves to ride bikes. Mostly loves to smoke weed

Justin bunkley loves weed.

by kawlee210 March 1, 2017

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

crazy bonkers

when something is just so obsurd and you cannot possibly think of a word to describe it, you may resort to saying crazy bonkers

nobody is sure of the origin of this expression

Dave: Yo, dude, I was fucking this bitch and she farted!

Joe: ... that’s-

Dave: crazy bonkers ?

Joe: Exactly

by I’m kinda retarded April 16, 2019

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 6, 2020

honkers bonkers

going crazy

"why did you just ask me if you were awake . . . man, you're really going honkers bonkers"

by npanda30 January 5, 2021