Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
by Turkey Dinosaur December 09, 2020
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?
That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?
That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 09, 2023
by aidenthesnork March 02, 2020
by Whammu March 03, 2020
by Ncstateboyx3 January 22, 2015
A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.
My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!
by DoodleBobbyJoe February 22, 2016