A hunk of poo that is reliquished from the anus in a shape similar to a hockey puck. These are a rarity.
by nutsmcphee June 26, 2009
Get the turd biscuit mug.A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.
Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.
by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005
Get the Spunk Biscuit mug.Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009
Get the Air Biscuit mug.N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007
Get the biscuit wanker mug.When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.
Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
by Smokeymcchad April 26, 2016
Get the Biscuit body mug.A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.
Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
by fernofry September 20, 2016
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