bestimate

when you're giving your best estimate about something

I'm not sure when she will arrive, but I'll give you my bestimate.

by Kevin Kusreau January 3, 2007

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020

Besticle

A testicle, or pair of, that you or anyone else has defined as being better than others. In fact, they're better than the resticles.

Ryan: My testicles are the besticles, better than the resticles.

by Spennie January 5, 2010

Bessie

A cool chick, who normally rocks a braid or a bun. Can make anyone laugh, and laughs at herself half the time. Will be brutally honest, so only ask if you wanna know. Musically inclined and intelligent, but can pack a punch like effing superman. Sometimes overweight, but super cool about it. Best friend to have, will be loyal forever. No exceptions. THE person to count on.

bessie ,epic, awesome, betsy,bessy,chick,fat

Jack: DAYUM. that Bessie doesn't hold back!

John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.

* nurses shoulder*

by Im Still Into You- on repeat- January 7, 2015

Bestest boy

(proper noun) Jeon Jungkook.
-also known as “bestest boi”
-most endearing man alive
-can never do no wrong

jungkookie bestest boy/boi. argue with your wall (acc pls don’t that would be a time waster just stay safe and wear your mask!) <333

by uwujk September 28, 2020

Besticles

A man's best friends. A variation on 'besties' referring to best friends.

"Hangin' out with my besticles."

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

beastiekin

noun. origin 1111<MB
1.) a cute beastie
2.) a common misspelling of basilican

"The wild cat was quite the nefarious beastiekin."

"That church looks very beastiekin!"

by nefariousbeastiekin1 November 20, 2009