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amanda bastian 

sometimes you really just wanna throw a chair at her head. usually not that attractive. she always tries way to hard. usually doesn’t have much talent. she chases every boy she can but can never get one. if you meet an amanda bastian your gonna wanna stay real far away from her
you just met amanda bastian? yeah i’d stay real far away from her!

Amanda Ross 

The biggest slut face in the world. Likes to have sex with most things, including staplers, bamboo, laundry detergent bottles, cuckoo clocks, and Slick Rick.
Did you see that huge slut face?
Yeah, I think it was Amanda Ross.
Amanda Ross by Kevin's Bacon March 24, 2009

amanda ingman 

girl who tends to tell off or ignore people who aren't shallow, though she deserves to be with better people as she has a good heart.
screw this im going to get a girl who isnt such an amanda ingman, but i hope amanda realizes what shes done some day
amanda ingman by decent. September 15, 2010

Amanda Jones 

Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.
Dude! That whale over there with lion hair sorta looks like Amanda Jones!
Amanda Jones by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009

Amanda Plourde 

A two timing, homewrecking skank. Who is approximately 5"7' has greasy, nappy brown hair and poop colored eyes. She wears Salvation Army Clothes and complains about everything in her life. She likes to steal other girls' boyfriends, tell them she's a virgin, then sleep with them and leave. Normal, right? Her vagina has been recorded the loosest vagina on the Eastern Coast according to The Guinness Book of World Records. She has no friends and moved to a different town because she needed to "start over" AKA find more attention from others because the town she was living in, wasn't taking it anymore. Plain and simple, she's a cunt.
That girl's pulling an Amanda Plourde talking to Jessica's boyfriend! WHAT A SKANK!

Amanda Lowther 

Blonde, Random, Funny, Shy, Outgoing, Smart, and Witty.
You could be talking about one thing, and Amanda Lowther will suddenly change the subject to something completely off topic, but funny.
Amanda Lowther by Da Blonde May 29, 2011