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alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Alterna

Inkilng: Skrbbb pow pow
Octoling: Pew pew pew

And they all lived happily ever after in alterna and had squidtoling babies
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Alternative Physics

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.
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alternative encouragement

We provided alternative encouragement to help Joe's productivity. "Stop being such a pussy and get back to work."
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ALTE

yo chloe alte bruh hes right about your boyfriend
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Alter'd

something that is changed from the original. if something is alterd it is not the same anymore. Could be for any numberif reasons. It is distorted.
the phone was alter'd because of the different timezones.
by abcd4gth December 24, 2023
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