Alan Shen

A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums

Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”

by Russianbigboy69 March 27, 2020

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Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

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Alan Cavallaro

One of the most powerful sorcerers of all time.. never to be messed with...

I tried to fight back but then came Alan Cavallaro, and I had to dip...

by cp191 January 29, 2021

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Alan

Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗

You are the alan of my life

by Goodfishbadmonkey January 1, 2024

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Alan

A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.

Oh Alan is so hot

by ygi, ig June 3, 2022

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