Alan apx

So, a soul less creature with no sense of living in this world.
If u can imagine a living joke, you can call it as alan apx.
This species of shit is very rare, and you wont get it in normal world.
You can find it in a gutter.

Ohh an alan apx, WOW so rare kind of shit.

by musturdmaddy September 04, 2022

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021

Alan Shen

A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums

Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”

by Russianbigboy69 March 27, 2020

Alan Guidet

he needs to meet a girl that is always looking at him, he would probably like her.

Alan Guidet wears cutes glasses

by iceg2237 November 22, 2021

Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

by Scott1995 October 29, 2017

Alan b shepard

Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.

Alan b shepard:

Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3

by Mexican mf April 14, 2022