Alan

A FLY ASS NIGGA

Yo were that Handsome Motherfucker Alan at?

by Stolemaperctf March 26, 2023

Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.

Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.

by QuacksO May 5, 2025

Alan Civciss

A glorified god of coding and creator and founder of the unspoken rizz.

i wish i was alan civciss

by averageswizzy October 3, 2022

Alan

Anagram relating to the activity that Alan's mother enjoys.

Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.

by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021

Alan

Alan is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation. If you meet an Alan encourage him to seek help and to check him self into a Psychiatric Health Facility. Stay far away from, and don’t feed into him or encourage him, he’ll only get worse.

Alan is a guy who lacks empathy.

Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.

by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025

Alan Era

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.

Hey man your being such an Alan Era.

by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020

Alan

The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .

Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing

by Itsallfacts8181 October 29, 2020