asshole alert

exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.

Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!

by Sam Feeley November 30, 2007

stupid-fucking-asshole

someone who does something lowdown and evil, and is just a gay whore.

The Captain Awesome poser on urban dictionary is a stupid-fucking-asshole because he stole Captain Awesome from me.

by King Awesome November 26, 2003

Asshole Texting

When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.

"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."

"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."

by Jarrett McFish March 2, 2010

Ashhole

Someone who blames airliners for delays due to natural disasters.

That ashhole freaked out at the clerk at the airport because his plane has been delayed by the volcano eruption.

by /<razy /<anuck April 19, 2010

AssHole

A guy that other guys hate and their girl friends like.
The guy that your girlfriend will breakup with you for.
The person everyone seems to like but you.
Someone Karma doesn't effect negatively on.
Some one you wish you were but just can't be.

That asshole stole my girlfriend
That asshole treats her horribly but she still likes him more than me.

by Hate on me August 26, 2010

asshole syndrome

People who have no feelings and will apologize like this "I'm sorry but not really." Also referred to as my Dad. His middle name starts with A and he tells everyone it stands for Asshole.

Sally: "He's not just an ass, he has asshole syndrome, he's an ass all the time."

by Rhodos May 20, 2014

asshole

A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.

that asshole just cut me off

by miney June 2, 2005