alice is the person we all aspire to be; smart, kind, and deeply, deeply intelligent.
with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
by isupportchelseanotunited November 24, 2021
Get the Alicemug. Lovely girl loves to fart subtly on top of men so beware. Pretty phat ass wit some nice mommy milkers n a dodgy personality that some find funny but some don’t
by aw5917042 November 22, 2021
Get the Alice donkermug. by hay gurl December 9, 2017
Get the alicemug. 
When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs fire fightermug. "Alice stop!"
by Butter bread March 12, 2020
Get the Alicemug. A sweet Innocent girl who loves to be creative. she can be bossy but overall sweet. she is usually from Japan but lives in Australia. She would commonly look tan and have long straight black hair. She will be very popular and pretty. She will allways have a friend named Tyler or Taylor and will love them till the days they die.
Look its Alice I love her.
by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020
Get the Alicemug.