Alexander

A fucking kanker zemmer

Alexander there!
Kanker zemmmerrrr!

by Flipyoyoyoyi November 22, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is the kind of guy that you should never let go of. He goes above and beyond for the people he cares about, always prioritising and putting others before himself (which he should work on). Many people see him as annoying, but he's simply misunderstood. Once you get to know Alexander, you'll fall for him. You'll fall for his humour, his kindness, his empathy, his understanding, patience, and looks. He's attractive not only in his looks but in his mind, too. If you have an Alexander in your life, never let him go, he's worth everything and more. He feels sunshine on a Sunday afternoon and a rollercoaster at the same time; he is all the colours in one, at full brightness.

Person 1: Hey, who was the guy on your recent post?

Person 2: That's Alexander, he's an unexplainable phenomenon and the most handsome and amazing person I've ever met!

Person 1: That's amazing! Hold onto him and keep him close, if you won't, I will!

by jamesnotbond November 22, 2021

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)

Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021

Alexander NY

A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.

“wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”

by John seize October 9, 2021

Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.

Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days

by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is a good child, he is a good boyfriend and is loving and kind. he has brothers and loves to play games with freinds, alexander had many freinds i mean 2-3 main ones. Alecander is eva mental threipst but after he then need some help afterward but he will not get that help... EVER

Girl 1: hey look that boy looks like good boyfriend material
girls 2: I know it must be an alexander
Girl 1: he must be

by eva_cool October 20, 2021

Alexander M "doing an alexander M"

alexander m or "doing an alexander" is the definition of snorthing lines of cocaine off male genitalia while getting fingered from behind. you often come a cross this situation when you see a used junkie almost always indian trying to get into clubs or getting free drugs from a dealer by offering to suck his genitalia and after snorthing coke of it

Alexander M "doing an alexander M" maiiin please let me in imma Alexander m you handsome"
"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"

by shadowdagger3000 September 6, 2021