gay panic

when straight people are afraid they might be a little gay

im having a bit of gay panic

by Grgrfrfrfrfrgdfv June 17, 2021

Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper”

by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020

Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021

dawn panic

The feeling of anxiety and dread when being up partying all night, and hear the birds start singing, see the sun coming up, and have the awful realisation that's it's almost time to get up for work.

I was bang at it last night when I heard the flipping birds start up.Got the dawn panic bad and realized I had to be at work in 3 hours.

by Golgi727 March 30, 2024

Gay panic

A gay person panicing about something small. (In a funny way)

"Their child had a cold, so they started to gay panic."

"The gay boy had a crush on a cute boy, when they locked eyes, the gay boy shot into a gay panic."

by Jaxay June 1, 2018

pot panic

pot panic is when you smoke too much weed, and you start to get freaked out, and very paranoid. you feel as if everyone is out to get you.

Dude that party was great until I hit the bong and got pot panic.

by ccorinnee November 28, 2015

Panic Prone

Unable To Feel Panic.

(Prone To Panicking. Being Panic Prone.)

by OohAahh January 2, 2010