stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g
by thehiddenvalley February 22, 2019
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Super Stoner

A person who smokes excess amounts of marajuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job/career
That guy Evan is a super stoner and he’s also the top sales man at his company!
by zdawg4203 July 07, 2018
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lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush
Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”
by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018
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Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.
She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet
by TheLettersYouWrote March 23, 2016
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stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson December 08, 2015
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Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.
Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
by Sac_static December 09, 2013
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Stoner science

occurs when an individual on marijuana starts making assumptions that they believe are in fact true. Stoner science is usually characterized by many illusory correlations i.e., when the stoned individual believes that two events are related when in reality they are not.
Example 1: the stoned individual believes that since his dog is stoned and passed out by the water bowl, his dog is happy. In reality, the dog has passed out because he is experiencing marijuana toxicity and probably is not happy about being poisoned.

Stoner: "Hey man, Ruggles is so happy after those bong rips he passed out before he could nosh on some dog munchies. Hell yea!"

Example 2: the stoned individual believes that since he is not as fat as his fatter friend, he can metabolize marijuana more efficiently and get more stoned. In reality, the "stoned" individual purchased lower-grade marijuana and "feels" very high because of a placebo effect, buyer's remorse, or incompetence.

Fat Guy Stoner: "Hey man, I took 3 bong rips and I am not that high. What's up with that?"

Stoner: "You don't feel anything because you are fat. Don't get mad, it's just science".

Fat Guy Stoner: "Really?" "Because that sounds like some Stoner science."
by THLO March 09, 2012
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