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pootley pie

On TMZ (episode aired December 27, 2013), Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, names "pootley pie" as his favorite pie. It is explained that "pootley is used in terms of marijuana."
Steven Tyler's favorite pie is pootley pie.
by LuluAndalusia January 2, 2014
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Cutie-Pie

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s to describe a female (or male) who who is adorable in a sexually attractive kind of way, by older straight men (or older straight women).

The word like 'Stud-Muffin' can be either a laudative, a tease or even a derogative depending on its' use and context. The phrase 'Cutie' refers to 'cute' and the phrase 'Pie' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'Sweet and Tasty'.

The phrase can also be used to cheer up an individual who has poor body image by someone you cares about them or is trying to be nice.
1)
Bill walked over to the bar, looking over at a young little thing who had to be at least 15 years his junior, summing up his confidence he told her, "Hey Cutie-Pie, can I uh... buy you a drink?"

She merely looked over to him, a little judgemental at first, but with a deep sigh in her mind, she simply replied, "sure stud, why not..."

2)
Lilly looked at herself in the mirror, crying softly as all her flaws made themselves known to her, crying at her 'misfortune', however Tommy never saw these flaws, he saw only the beauty of what lay about them, but one piece of her whole as he held her tightly and teased, "what's the matter Cutie-Pie, I know I'm not all that pretty, but you don't need to cry about it?"

Lilly simply laughed at his silly boyish remarks calling him, "stupid..." as they sat there alone in the darkness.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.
Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.
by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014
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PAWT PIE

Unlike pot pie, pawt pie is a sacred meal. Used as both consumption, and as the word of summoning for DESERT HEAD, pawt pie is infinite, and will continue to bring us wisdom. All hail my broskis.
Friend 1: "Dude I ate so much pot pie last ni-"
Friend 2: "DUDE! Dude, my guy, you mean pawt pie? Don't wanna anger god up there..."
by toastyamble November 17, 2019
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fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.
Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."
by Jaydubble October 30, 2017
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peacan pie

I ate peacan pie at Costco
by Russian Surprise November 6, 2014
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squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it
by Nisiekay September 3, 2016
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