non-joke

An anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.

A man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. He tells his wife about his strange dream. She ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (This is an example of a non-joke)

by tahutoa June 10, 2016

Inside joke

A joke with your best friend that you can laugh about for ages. Other people never get it when you explain it to them.

She is my best pigeon cheebie.
what?
That's an inside joke

by E&F July 19, 2016

Joke bet

When job pryde makes a bet with you and he loses the bet, it's automatically considered a joke bet.

Job lost a bet to danny and tony about Cubs tickets but since he had to pay, it was considered a joke bet

by Dannt May 4, 2018

Joke cucked

When someone steals your joke

“She took my joke, she joke cucked me!”

by Me irl December 16, 2019

Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.

This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Quantum Joke

A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.

So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.

by Nihils June 14, 2020

The Centrifuge Joke

The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”

The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese

by Quincy McKenzie July 10, 2020