The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025
Get the Jeremy-ingmug. He’s a very cold looking but soft hearted on the inside guy who loves anime and play games. Has the best music taste along with good fashion sense. He loves to dance and has funny personality. Someone who is super caring and will be there for you even at times when you don’t realise it! If you came across a jeremy, please claim fast !
by annibear November 21, 2021
Get the Jeremymug. Jeremy is a small but mighty one, but all the best packages are! When he finally finds out how to rock you right, you won’t look back as your thirst has been quenched! He is a charming and funny guy who can be awkward at times but that just adds to his charm, once you have a Jeremy you would never believe the wives tale about “J” names again!
by rinagirl69 January 21, 2025
Get the Jeremymug. Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.
by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019
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