duck dodger

Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.

Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig

Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger

by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008

Duck Shoes

When someone is walking, you make fart noises with your hands to the rhythm of their foot steps

Little did she know, the old woman was wearing duck shoes.

by Sethxy September 26, 2009

Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

Duck Arse

When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp

Also applies when smoking more taboo substances

Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead

Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again

by JacobM July 1, 2010

weird duck

a person that is super weird and sometimes annoying but you know you are secretly in love with

person, your a weird duck

persons mind, I LOVE YOU

by the weirdest of ducks March 6, 2019

Duck's Ass

A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.

Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.

The Fonz always wore his hair in a Duck's Ass on Happy Days.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Blaze Duck

A person who is a total clown that comes from Canada. Typically, these people are feared, as they are a ferdifella

“Yo what’s up?”
“Nothing much. Just ran away from Jackson because it turned out he is a Blaze Duck”
“Yo, that’s crazy! How did we not know he was Canadian?!”

by Ligman July 15, 2018