March 8th

National ask your crush out day, and they have to say yes

On March 8th If you ask them out they have to say yes

by Cookie blaster March 6, 2024

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March 8th

This is national kajeans day. Kajeans is slang for the tightest jeans in the world. Jeans have to be so tight you can see your leg hairs through the jeans.

An example of kajeans day is, “oh shit it’s March 8th i need to get some kajeans on.”

by EATDAB March 8, 2024

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March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024

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July 8th

National booty pic day

John: it’s July 8th yk what the means

Chrissy: fine

by Gigga chad July 7, 2022

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The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2022

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