Flick-Fest

In relation to Flickin' my bean a flick-fest is where a group of people sit around and do nothing for an extended period of time.

The team bus broke down, so we sat around and had a flick-fest until a replacement bus showed up.

by Kalos February 18, 2009

Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020

Benidorm Fest

Spanish Eurovision selection festival, with a shitty jury that votes nothing like real people.. With 14 participants. First edition in 2022

Person 1: That Tanxugueiras group should win
Person 2: Nah, Benidorm Fest juries are stupid, and they don't know how to vote. They'll send some trash entry to Eurovision

by XabiPellitero January 27, 2022

Blood Fest

A male who loves to have sex with a woman during that time of the month.

Same for women they like getting fucked on that time of the month

Man me and my wife had a Blood Fest last night it felt squishy but nice.

by AlbinoApePenis September 5, 2020

Fest

Someone is obese and retarded

Lmao look at that fatass over there what fest!

by Qwos August 11, 2022

Fuck Fest Friday

The end of the week when you finally get to grab your sexual interest and do your thing together.

More bluntly put; go out with your interest, down some drinks, listen to some music and fuck each other's brains out all night.

Chick 1: "where were you last night?"
Chick 2: "you kidding, it was Fuck Fest Friday! We were in every room!"
Chick 1: "ooh nice!"

by Lady LvDead March 12, 2022

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022