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Removal wedgie

The removal wedgie is when someone gives you a wedgie that completely destroys and rips the underwear off of the person
When I was in eighth grade I would give my friend wedgies and he would hate it so I made him go in my underwear and gave him a wedgie for more than an hour then my underwear finally broke and ripped off of him. He had asked me why and I hold him because I wanted to give you a removal wedgie
by The thinker maker October 10, 2022
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Naked removal wedgie

The naked removal wedgie is like the removal wedgie but you make the person be just in their underwear
When I was in eighth grade I would give my friend wedgies and i made him get down to only his underwear and gave him a wedgie for more than an hour then his underwear finally broke and ripped off of him. He had asked me why and I hold him because I wanted to give you a naked removal wedgie. He was so embarrassed that he didn’t want to talk to me for three days and everyone saw his puny dick
by The thinker maker October 10, 2022
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Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it
"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"
by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022
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A squidy swishy wedgi

An example of a squidy swishy wedgi can be can be a very Hanson looking squidwarb, furthermore this squid can grab ur undies gracefully and snatch it off
OMG! EMILY I think I got a squidy swishy wedgi 🧑 🦲
by Gorilasent420 March 27, 2022
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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wedgie

This is when someone pulls your pants to make you squirm
I went on holiday where I saw my school bully and before I could get away he got me.
He took me, made me strip into my bra and pants and gave me a hanging wedgie on a tree and came back 10 min later and said we're going to have fun.

He got some crabs and took of my bra and put them on my nipples. I was screaming in a gag. Then he put crabs in my bathing suit and left me for a whole 30 minutes . I still get wedgied now at secondary.
by Iweartighteywhiteys June 5, 2021
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The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024
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