goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

Goober

A Pickleball and marketing enthusiast

Marina is a goober

by zzzzzzzzzZiseric January 18, 2023

Goober

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category

Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"

by IareGM April 9, 2023

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.

1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"

by anonymous October 7, 2022

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024