by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

by Bonza Bob July 29, 2004

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)
by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

dude?! are you my soul-mate cuz you sure are fuckable.
omg i think i found my soul-mate! i just saw him/her and i wanted to fuck her sooo bad.
omg i think i found my soul-mate! i just saw him/her and i wanted to fuck her sooo bad.
by Janet Peterrrr August 26, 2019

What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
by odah July 14, 2014
