Disa-perry-ing

When one disappears for a long period of time and goes unnoticed by the people they are with, and then spontaneously appears at a later time.

John: Hey guys, lets go to the movies

Bill: Alright, Cool

John: Where's Sam?

Bill: Come on we're going to be late

....after the movie

Bill: Oh man that movie was so funny

John: Yeah that was the best thing I've seen in a while

Sam: Oh man guys that was so cool.

Bill and John: Oh there you are Sam! You must have been Disa-perry-ing on us again.

by Jackwagon in the box November 15, 2011

Pro-ing it up

Making the call to the escort agency late at night to get some booty.
Dropping the cash for the pussy.
Ordering in.
Note: carpet munchers beware... this ain't your average "daisy fresh" snatch. More like "muskeet/ddt" snatch!

Wanna go out tonight Dave?
"nah, i'm just gonna be pro-ing it up at home and taking it easy. Thanks for the offer"
"Just dont dive in there without the dental dam brah..."

by wwmeb September 5, 2006

k-ing

An act of texting meant to piss people off

Him: Baby I didn't mean to fall asleep on you

Her: K
Him: I'm being serious?
Her: K
Him: Stop K-ing me!!

by AAMC September 21, 2014

rachel-ing

to act like rachel berry from the tv series glee, i.e, a bitch who is talented, but dresses horribly. underneath this lies a pretty girl who is talented and could be nice if she stopped acting like a controlling psychopath.

that outfit shows symptoms of rachel-ing... i think i vomited a bit from thinking about it. and then again when i saw it.

by axchangelove October 24, 2010

KB-ing

vb: exaggerating to the point of blurred reality or fantasy.
past tense: KB-ed

the girl told her friends of the earthquake that was "like a bagillion points off the richter scale" and "shook us so hard our clothes came off". her friends rolled their eyes, and told each other she was KB-ing again.

by bee. July 5, 2006

Kuhn-ing

Kuhn-ing/Kuhning
/coon-ning/

When you are not willing to accept 'No' as an answer and you, by any means necessary, will persuade the other person and/or group otherwise, than you are Kuhning.

You can use it like this in a sentence "But I told you I don't want to go, are you Kuhn-ing again?"

by BreezyLive April 10, 2017

N95’ing

When you cover a woman’s mouth and nose in semen.

Keeping ladies safe these days by N95’ing them.

by All Bets Hedged April 20, 2020