september 1

September 1st national taken day show off your boyfriend or girlfriend and how much you love them or if your bold enough your crush go ask them out

Definition of September 1:your taken and your showing your boyfriend or girlfriend off
Guy:its national taken day!!!
Girl:nice I can show you off

Girl:(posts lots of pics videos and paragraphs about her bf)

by Baby_tay August 29, 2019

#1 shineepopper

twitter user TAEMINV0RE is the #1 shineepopper and has been given this title by many.

“do you know who the #1 shineepopper is? it’s twitter user @TAEMINV0RE”

by TAEMINV0RE December 23, 2020

schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.

"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.

by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016

december 1

national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie

me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s december 1

by i lovetheodore November 30, 2020

1 inch

Pretty massive ngl

Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?

by destrierZ May 20, 2022

April 1

National host a nerf batttle day

Friend: hey bro
Me: u have nerf gun right?

Friend yeah what is it?

Me: it's april 1!

by ryanjohn@123 December 17, 2021

1 = 2

The equation of choice among math paradoxers and recreational mathematicians, who unspokenly derive much satisfaction in exposing students’ fallacious or illogical reasoning that leads to the contradictory result.

Be it due to division by zero or squaring (or square rooting) both sides of an equation, few students wouldn’t want to know why “1 = 2” is logically plausible.

by Fasters May 03, 2022