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New Jersey

a giant suburb until you reach Jersey City that feels more like NYC than Staten Island, maybe we should swap and make Hudson a borough of NYC and make Richmond County a part of NJ.

Ocean County is where Lakewood where it is growing a lot, Orthodox and Jews round there, That is red territory, people love republicans in that county.

Bergen County and Middlesex County is suburban mainly.
Essex County is where Newark is.

By Mercer, its Trenton, the state capital.

Gets a bad rap and if you go to Camden then you will probably get it.
by Benjiinthe2020s September 1, 2025
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Fake News

When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday

Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
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New Jersey Blue Devil

When you light you partners balls on fire using a blue lighter until they pop like a pop corn kernel
Yeah she gave me craziest New Jersey Blue Devil last night.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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New beginning

The act of sticking a thumb in a mans butt directly after receiving a happy ending from a woman... probably at a massage parlor... a happy ending should always be followed by a new beginning.
That massage parlor promised a happy ending but it also came with a new beginning... get it came?...
by Affinity in infinity June 19, 2021
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new

NEW as in just got example:3 friends went to the mall and bought NEW clothes it was BRAND NEW cause they JUST GOT it.
by katkakes June 16, 2021
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what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
by Dohm M November 12, 2017
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Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
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