Flamboyant Penis

an adjective for someone with Lactose Intolerance

"Hey Seth do you know Max?"
"Yeah, he's a real Flamboyant Penis."

by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020

Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.

She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.

by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024

Penis

The sexies part of the mans body next to the balls the penis is also called a dick, the cock

Friend what’s the sexiest part of your body
Me my penis and my balls

by Real mand November 22, 2020

Penis Silk

Pre-cum

She loved milking his schlong for his penis silk.

by Derker Derr February 17, 2023

penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them

by Kutsuba November 21, 2022

Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.

Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024