New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

New World

An MMORPG released in September 2021. Created by Amazon, the game features a vast array of “things to do”. As a player myself I do find it extremely addictive. Starting to think coke is mild compared to this life sucking experience.

“Hey what’s your logging at?”

“I’ve deforested half the province of Everfall for 4 straight hours and I’m only at 31”

“Wow! I love new world!”

by BeanBoySupreme October 7, 2021

that's some news

A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead

"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"

"That's some news!"

by Mollyclav February 6, 2018

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

The new amogus Beano comic

The sign we've taken this too far

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)

by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021

New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond March 29, 2016