new demands

When you don't like a girl anymore and you have to raise your standards to a higher level.

"Yo, you still like that girl?"
"Nah bruh, I have New Demands"

by Frfr26 March 13, 2019

New havana

The US county with the ugliest flag known to man

Did you see the flag of New havana, it’s so ugly. There is 22 other flags on it

by IDFK4TTT November 7, 2022

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.

Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway

by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021

happy fiscal new year

Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.

Happy fiscal new year!

by Profit and Loss April 5, 2024

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

New York Goodmorning

A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!

If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.

(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)

-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum

Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified

Gee being here makes me want a new york goodmorning from you right on the balcony.

by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025