monkey nuts

Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!

liv loves to feed the squirrels monkey nuts

by ανόητη ώρα July 28, 2024

chubby monkey

A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia

Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey

by Clam pussy December 1, 2018

Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly

He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.

by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023

Monkey With No Sack

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla

Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.

by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024

wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024