sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.

the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

by Glyn Master of Weasels May 21, 2007

stuck like glue

When your hand sticks to your dick from masterbating so much and the cum is like glue and sticky.

It was hard to use the remote because he was stuck like glue.

by Soccer mom 4evs May 2, 2016

Fancy like

The best song ever!!!

I can't stop listening to fancy like by Walker Hayes!!!

by FluffyPuppy2011 September 8, 2022

Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

by nalyeeze August 17, 2010

You Got Pop like a zit?

Yo Nigga You Got Pop Like Zit on MW2 and you get SHIT ON Like fucking Noob and you have no life you read this Good day motherfuckers

and you drink Palmolive(:

Is when you get shot in the face on mw2 and you knock a nigger nose off Good Day Faggets.

Example should include the word "You Got Pop like a zit?"

by Vault_Just February 3, 2012

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011

hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009