kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 06, 2023
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stinker kids

After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.
Barf.. stinker kids
by Mrmarcusjr January 10, 2022
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whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".
Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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dynasty kid

Generally, an 18 year old kid who inherits their parents company, meets with investors, and generally works with their parent’s company. Kid is only involved due to blood relation.
Man, did you see that young hotshot out there? Yeah, I think he’s a dynasty kid.
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Capital Kid

A Capital Kid is a person who grew up in a positive family unit, parents still together and typically middle or upper class.
Their dress and listen to mainstreme music and clothing labels.
Typically attending private schools playing mainstreme sports.
There seems to be a lot of Capital Kids at underground hip hop and metal shows these days!
by CarterD November 07, 2017
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A bad kid

A bad kid (normally in school) makes jokes about unfunny things. They also say inappropriate stuff and get the innocent people to say inappropriate stuff. :(
A Bad kid: do you like bananas
Innocent kid: yeah there really tasty
by That girlllllllll November 27, 2021
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swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".
"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."
by theswimkid2001 May 21, 2024
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